Captain Jimmy Chooses His Co-Pilot and WOW We Are Not SurprisedIt’s here! It’s here! I can’t believe we’ve all made it to the end.Sep 3, 2021Sep 3, 2021
This is Holly’s World and We’re All Just Living In ItIt’s the penultimate episode of The Bachelor Australia 2021 and for all seven of us left watching this clusterf*ck of a show, it’s just…Sep 2, 2021Sep 2, 2021
Red Flags Galore!To open the episode, Captain Jimmy runs down the beach, his 100 abs in full display. If this is Network 10’s last ditch effort to try and…Aug 27, 2021Aug 27, 2021
Brooke Fkn Loves MelbourneWe open at Le Chateau where five of the six remaining sister-wives casually eat Maltesers for breakfast. Either this is a #sponsoredpost or…Aug 27, 2021Aug 27, 2021
The Bachelor Australia 2021 RECAP: Brooke Is Back and Get the F*ck Out of Her WayWe open this time at an actual Wonder of the World: drone footage of the Sydney Opera House. And while it could make for a wonderful group…Aug 20, 20211Aug 20, 20211
The Bachelor Recap Episode 9.5: Camping Chaos and Instagram InfluencersNow, because more people are watching Ready, Steady, Cook than The Bachelor, Network Ten have decided to cleverly tack a second episode…Aug 19, 2021Aug 19, 2021
The Bachelor Recap Episode 9: Steph Yeets Out of Le Chateau After Auditioning for ‘Home and Away’We open this time not at Le Chateau nor da Bach Mansion, but with Captain Jimmy wistfully gazing out over a lookout. His voiceover tells us…Aug 19, 2021Aug 19, 2021
So Wrapped Up The Bachelor Episode 8: The Unthinkable Happens and I Cringe Into an Early GraveWe start the episode somewhere a little unusual — the Bach Pad. Captain Jimmy has a zoom call with Prefect Brooke, who somehow through…Aug 13, 2021Aug 13, 2021
So Wrapped Up The Bachelor Recap Episode 7: Tatum Blindsides Jimmy!A new day dawns in Bach world, and Captain Jimmy is doing his best Tom Cruise in Top Gun impersonation — donning a leather jacket and…Aug 12, 2021Aug 12, 2021
So Wrapped Up The Bachelor Episode 6: Dear Jimmy… I Wrote To You But You Still Ain’t CallingAND we’re back! We open to another casual day at ‘Le Chateau’, with the sister wives talking about how fun the [acid trip] cocktail party…Aug 6, 2021Aug 6, 2021